Show Description

Karl is on holiday in Lanzarote so Ian Camfield stands in. Ricky wants to know who Ian would choose as his four pillars of rock and the king who stands astride them.

Steve is disturbed by Ricky’s regular flatulence and wonders how annoying Ricky would be on holiday. They discuss bidets and what the leader of China is called.

Steve gets a visit from two teenagers who try to rip him off. They invite listeners to email in with the best name for a heavy metal band, Jonathan Ross calls in with his suggestion.