For some reason MC Hammer is discussed and Steve names his feature “Hip Hop Hurray”, basically where he plays a hip hop track. Karl and Steve discuss the mobile discos they had in their youth, Karl explains how he came up with the name Pilkie’s Makin Music.

They have tickets to give away this week for something called "The K-Fest", the prize is ridiculed by Steve and Ricky but they are surprised by the response they get.

Ricky regrets telling some very embarrassing stories including the time he used to piss in the sink. Karl once had a pet magpie and Ricky once killed a fish with an arrow.

Snake Skin

Ricky: I remember once right, I used to love nature when I was sort of about 8, 9, 10 and I remember going out with sister and my brother and their girlfriend and boyfriend, and uh I used to get shells and things around the beach, anything, I loved nature, and once I found this perfect snake skin, like a grass snake or an adder. I couldn't believe my luck and I was going "look", and they were going ok put it down, and I realised they were a bit scared of it and they were going "put it down, it's dirty" and of course I'd torture them a little bit, I thought this was hilarious and they made me leave it there. Much later when I had some friends round when I was about 14 or 15, I was tellin this story to embarrass my sister and I was going "and yeah, she was scared of it" and she went "well, it was a used johnny". She waited that long to embarrass me in front of my friends. Steve: Oh, god! Ricky: I'd been running round with a used Durex, thinkin that this was great coz they were scared of snakes and they were going "put it down, it's dirty, be careful of the poison" Steve: That's horrible. Ricky: It is horrible isn't it, have I gone too far again? Steve: How could you not realise, it was made of rubber for goodness sake. You obviously didn't know anything about nature, oh I used to love nature me, can't tell the difference between some skin and a rubber johnny. Ricky: Now, be careful of the johnny snake, with their little poppy head and their poison.

Magpie

Karl: I had a pet magpie. Ricky: Did ya? Karl: Called Maggie. Ricky: What you mean you captured and didn't let it go away? You can't have a pet magpie. Karl: But then it got really vicious. Ricky: Well it was probably, let me go, what you keep it in, a rabbit hutch. Karl: Nah it flew around but it used to just like come to me all the time, but then it started peckin me 'ead and stuff. Ricky: (laughs) That's not a pet magpie, that's a bird in the garden. Karl: No, no, but I could hold it and stuff it wasn't scared o' me and it knew it was me, it used to come down from like the top of the... Ricky: It hated you that's why.