Steve reckons he’s in with a chance of winning Company Magazine's 50 most eligible bachelors, Ricky quickly crushes this fantasy. Luckily for Steve he’s in with a chance with a 50 year old alcoholic cowgirl who hangs around outside his local off licence.

Steve is dismayed at the demise of the pipe and makes an effort at bringing back the cape. A short lived new feature is introduced, “That film sounds good”.

Ricky’s cd collection which includes the soundtracks to all the Rocky films and Braveheart is ridiculed by Steve. They wonder why the Jolly Green Giant is so happy, Karl doesn’t seem entirely convinced that giants don’t exist.

Giants

Karl: You know what I really never understood with giants, how they actually got that big in the first place. Coz what food was around to make em, coz not only were they like big big, but they were muscley big. Ricky: They ate whole cows, probably. It's now well documented Karl. Steve: Karl you know they don't actually exist and never have. Karl: Mmm. (Silence) Steve: Okay.

Cliff Richard

(Conversation about Cliff Richard) Steve: He's just desperate for the credibility that he's never gonna have. Ricky: I liked it when he went around last year going, they're not playing my record, they're not playing my record, oh go on play it, number one, hah fooled you. Steve: Yeah it was number one, "The Millenium Prayer". Ricky: Well, it was the millenium wasn't it? Steve: It was but I don't know who's buying it? You seem to claim it's some kind of 60 year old women, but are they really a commercial force? Karl: Yes. Steve: Karl seems to know that. Karl: Well like when you're born you're like a little baby, you're wrinkely and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again, and you go through the same phases, so when you're young you buy singles, you get old you got nothin to do all day, get out your pension money, what'll I buy, Cliff Richard is on the tele, here's me video buy ma song. Ricky: You see that started off as quite a sensible point, but what was all that alien stuff about when you're born you go wrinkley and you go wrinkley again. You mix what normal human beings say with I don't know what. Karl: Well look, when you're a baby you've got a little bald head, no teeth, you get old, what happens? Steve: (laughs) Are you a philosopher, are you an official philosopher? Coz I mean it sounds like it.