It’s Steve’s birthday and he’s hungover from partying the night before. Karl questions his age as he thinks he looks a lot older than 27. Steve recalls birthday gifts given to him by his father including the wartime speeches of Winston Churchill.

Steve got into a club for free the previous night which leads onto him telling a similar anecdote which he completely messes up due to his fragile state. The breakfast show are giving away tickets to Salem, Steve rubbishes the town.

Ricky recalls some childhood memories including his dad swapping his go-kart for a wheelbarrow.

DJ Ricky

Ricky: (opening the show) Sum 41 In Too Deep, if you're listening now you're in too deep, it's The Ricky Gervais Show. Steve: Classic.

Steve's Birthday

Steve: Karl it was you who worked out the maths, and worked out I was 28, coz they just worked out I'm 27. Ricky: You are 27. Karl: No way! What I sort of questioned was well if your 27 today that means last week you were 26. Steve: Well, well done, yeah. That's irrevelant, so therefore you assumed that I must be 28 then. Whereas I assumed you were using your knowledge of maths, such as it is... Karl: No, I wouldn't do that. Steve: Sure, sure. Ricky: I actualy got lost in that converstion coz I didn't genuinely know what he meant with last week you were 26. I don't know what that meant. Steve: I don't know what that meant. Ricky: Wow, it is Steve's birthday and.. Karl: He would've been 26 last week. Ricky: Sometimes you genuinely frighten me, because it's those staring eyes, there's nothing behind them, its this little bald head, looks like Davros looking at me, genuine, just genuine fear on his face when he enters into a conversation with another human being.