Ricky and Steve talk about a previous show’s complaint which has been upheld by the Radio Authority regarding the repeated use of the word “cock”. Karl gets mixed up between Jennifer Lopez and Lisa Left Eye Lopes.

Steve almost gets off with a girl on a train, well not really, Karl defends Britney Spears recent behaviour at a London premiere and recounts a horrifying dream involving “The So Solid Crew”.

They continue last week’s discussion on Aesops Fables, Karl isn’t convinced as they’re not realistic enough. Steve and Ricky take the piss out of XFM’s Gig Guide.

Mongoose

Ricky: He likes Richmond Park, he goes I like to see all the deers, I went deer is plural you don't need to say deers, I try to educate him whenever I can. Steve: What's that one, deer is already plural. Ricky: I said like sheep or fish although you can say fishes, and I said do you know the plural of mongoose, coz a lot of people would think it would be mongeese, it's not it's mongooses, d'you know what Karl said? Steve: Plural of mongoose. Ricky: Plural of mongoose yes, it's worth a competition. Karl what did you think the plural of mongoose was? Karl: Mongs.

So Solid Crew

Steve: What did you make of the So Solid Crew's Ashley Walters being jailed for 18 months, obviously not a very good example to his young fans. Karl: He shoulda got more. Steve: D'you think? Karl: I had a dream about him the other night. Steve: Go on. Karl: About the group itself. Steve: Were they all there, coz there's a lot of them, I couldn't remember all their faces to feature in a dream. Ricky: He had etc, he had two of them then he had etc. Karl: I had a t-shirt on, and it said on the t-shirt So Solid Poo, and I was walking down the street and they came towards me. Steve: Wow! Ricky: (laughs) That's a great dream! For a 30 year old! Steve: That's amazing! We've all had that anxiety dream, oh my goodness, what if I meet the So Solid Crew and I'm wearing a t-shirt that slags them off.

Award

Steve: What did you make of Halle Berry becoming the first black woman to win the best actress Oscar? Did you see her speech? Karl: Got on me nerves. I mean, you know it is good that she won, you know it's nice for anyone to win an award, but she did go on a bit, and I've been in that same sort of position. Steve: (laughs) What, claiming an Oscar! Karl: We'll what they used to do at school is uh, if you did a full month without being off you got a gold certificate. Steve: (laughs) Ok. Karl: And I did a month once without havin a day off, and I went up and I didn't make a fuss. Steve: You didn't start crying. Ricky: (laughs) Karl play a record mate. Steve: Well done tho, were you the first kid in your school to do that? Karl: I don't think anyone else got the certificate, it was only coz I was never in they tried to encourage me. Steve: (laughs) It was just for you! They mounted an entire ceremony just to encourage you! Ricky: (laughs) The Karl award!