Karl is surprised that some niche shops in Soho open so early and explains what happens to babies that are either too ugly or not well hung.

More knob chat including where they find spares for sex change operations and Hitler’s mummified penis. Karl expresses his negative views on women from the Victorian era.

Karl does a racist version of “Songs of Phrase” and gives his views on Galileo. Steve gives a big shout out to the St John’s Ambulance people and Karl has a dig at Carol Vorderman. He also lets us know what happened to the monkey that went into space.

Sex Change Babies

Karl: This programme was on, I think it was Wednesday night or somethin, about this little lad who was a fella and a woman. Steve: At the same time. Ricky: (laughs out loud) Steve: Like a cartoon, he had a secret identity. Ricky: (laughs) By night. What do you mean, he had both sex? Karl: Yeah, he had it all. Ricky: Sorry wait, so he had male and female genetalia, so what do you call someone who's born like that? Steve: Weird? Karl: Weird, yeah. Ricky: (laughs) No what's the term for it? Karl: Erm... Ricky: Go on, you know it, you talked about it before. Karl: Aphrodite? Ricky: (laughs) Nearly, so close, hamaphrodite. Karl: That's weird thought innit? Ricky: Yeah. Steve: And he had the balls and he had the... Karl: Well what happened was he was born, right. Steve: Obviously. Karl: And the doctor said "there you go, lovely little boy and girl". So the mum was like "what!", so he said... Ricky: No I don't think the doctor was sarcastic, I don't think the doctor was sort of dissing them "there you go", "what do you mean doctor?", "well have a look, there's a cock there's a minge, alright, see you later, what you gonna call it?", "but doctor what d'you mean?", "well have a look", he wasn't sarcastic, he didn't give clues. Steve: (laughs) "But doctor tell me what you mean, give me a straight answer". Ricky: He probably went "oh shit, she's got a cock", he didn't go, he wasn't sarky to the parents. Karl: No but I'm just getting across, d'you know what I mean, I always add a little bit just to spice it up. Ricky: Yeah, I know you do, you should be a newsreader, be brilliant. Karl: So yeah, there's the little kid, lying there and the mam says, you know, "what am I gonna do then?", so the doctor, I mean I'm condensing this... Steve: (laughs) Sure, yeah. Karl: So she says, "what will I do?", and the doctor said "well, he's not sort of well hung"... Steve: (laughs) Right. Ricky: Oh for fff...he's not sort of well hung! This doctor I assume has been struck of since for saying these things. Steve: It was a real doctor, it wasn't Doctor Fox? Ricky: (laughs) Yeah, go on. Karl: So the doctor says "I recommend that we make it a woman", right, so they sort of do a bit of... Steve: Jiggory pokkery. Karl: Yeah, a little bit of work on it. Ricky: I don't think that's true Karl. Karl: No it is, it was on the programme. Ricky: But I think they can tell really what they were meant to be from the chromosomes, can't they? Steve: Yeah, not just it's not very well hung. Karl: No, I tell you what, coz back then, when this was going on, the doctors then thought that if you had a kid and you thought it's a bit ugly, maybe it will have a better life if it was a fella, if it's a girl and it's a bit ugly you think it's gonna get a hard time. Ricky: Right, don't talk shite. Karl: What? Ricky: What, that a doctor would go "right you've had a young girl, I tell you what she's a pig, let's pop a cock on her, don't talk shite.