Karl announces that he wants to leave the show and slags off the builders he has working in his flat. The guys talk about Nelson Mandela’s upcoming birthday party and wonder if they’re the only people who haven’t met him.

Steve tells a story about a cleaning lady taking the piss out of his size 14 boots at uni. Ricky and Steve talk about how they got fired from Radio 1 in their early showbiz career.

Steve has bought a new plasma TV which reminds Karl of something he’d been watching during the week, wheelchair Wimbledon. He also talks about his recent trip to Hastings and Ricky and Steve start a “Who Do You Hate” poll.

Wheelchair Tennis

Karl: When did Wimbledon finish? Ricky: Couple of weeks ago. Karl: Right, found me self sat there right, and I'm not havin a go now we've stopped 'Cheeky Freak of the Week' and all that, right, so I'm not gonna be havin a go. Ricky: Christ, I'm scared. Karl: No, I'm not havin a go, you've always gotta remember that. Ricky: Go on, just get on with it, get on with it and i'll apologise after. Karl: I'm just saying I was watching Wimbledon, it wasn't, you know, one of the major games, it was little fellas in a wheelchair havin a game. Ricky: Little fellas in a wheelchair! Karl: But for me, you know, great, they're doing a sport n' everything, don't put it on the tele. Steve: (laughs) Ricky: What was up with it? Karl: There wasn't a rally going on. Ricky: (laughs) God. Karl: No, d'you know what I mean, d'you know normally like with the, well not Tim Henman. Ricky: (laughs out loud) Karl: With some of the other players n' that, they're playing for ages aren't they, it's like who's gonna win this n' that, none of that, it was just like hit it, net. Ricky: (laughs out loud) Oh Christ! Oh God! I don't know what to do! Karl: And people were like sitting there watching it as well when they've got other games going on in there, that's what I couldn't understand, if you've paid your money to get in. Ricky: Oh God. Karl: I mean like I say good on 'em, d'you know what I mean, I just thought give 'em a game of swingball or something. Ricky: (laughs out loud) XFM in the community.