A sketch Ricky and Steve did has been censored by the XFM management, Karl defends the decision. The guys talk about the psychological games they played with their teachers at school.

Karl talks about an old man who gets confused for a child in an off license and Ricky continues to annoy him to the point of frenzy. Karl explains how he got his name.

Karl has read a story about a woman who swallowed a cockroach which leads on to a discussion about people getting things stuck in unusual places. Monkey News this week is about a jail for monkeys in India and Karl has trouble saying the word theft.

Old Baby

Karl: D'you know how I've said before about babies right, look like little old people. Ricky: (laughs) Yeah. Steve: (laughs) Another of the great theories. Karl: You know, you're born, you've got no teeth, you've got a little bald head, you can't control your bodily functions n' that. Steve: Sure, sorry are you describing yourself? Ricky: Yeah, I was just gonna say, you're on dangerous ground here. Karl: No, I'm just saying, that's how you're born, then you get to about 70 or whatever, all that starts to happen again dunnit. Ricky: Yeah. Karl: Now there was a story in America about, just backing this up again, 70 year old fella, little bald head, probably no teeth n' that. Ricky: Probably yeah. Karl: Nappy n' that, right. Ricky: Yeah probably, yeah, pop the old nappy on on your 70th birthday, take your teeth out. Karl: Goes into an off license to get some beer, doesn't get served coz they didn't think he was old enough. Steve: (laughs out loud) What! Ricky: Right, okay, Karl's back. Steve: Wait a minute! So they thought he was a giant baby that had walked into the off license. Karl: Weird innit. Ricky: Forget it, Steve, forget it. Steve: Please, I'd like Karl to answer. Karl: I mean that's the story but it's weird innit. Ricky: Well it's not true, it's not true. Karl: That's what I'm saying, it just backed up my argument. Steve: So a guy in an off license thought that a giant baby had waddled into an off license. Ricky: A 70 year old wrinkled baby in an overcoat, sucking Wurther's Originals, smoking a pipe going "I can't believe it, the prices aren't the same as they were", was a small child. Karl: Well. Ricky: Yeah, weird innit, play a record, you're an idiot.