Steve tells a toilet anecdote form his days at The World Service. Karl has some theories regarding growing babies which decends into big eye insults being handed out to Steve. Karl gets confused about drugs in sport.

Karl talks about his brothers antics whilst in the army including going to the shops in a tank. This week’s historical figure in “Educating Karl” is Che Guevera, an expert calls in to congratulate him.

Ricky and Steve discuss the Shakira song “Whenever, Wherever” and Karl talks about yet another freak, “The Elephant Woman”, from his days in Manchester.

Steve's Eyes

Steve: The eyes are the windows of the soul, and mine happen to be enormous plate glass windows.

Old People

Steve: What about the fact that the pension crisis is gonna force Britons to work into their seventies Karl, you might have to carry on working into your seventies before you can claim a pension. Karl: I think it's a good thing, coz you see a lot of old people who look bored.

Mrs Matthews

Karl: Mrs Matthews, me headteacher... Steve: Oh lets not lay into Matthews again, she always gettin it. Ricky: No Matty Matthews, not grimble Matty Matthews we used to call her. Karl: She said I'll never be a high flyer. Ricky: If she could see you now, what did she say, you'll never be a high flyer. Karl: She said that to me mam and dad, on a parents evening, and that was after I played the drums in Little Donkey. Ricky: (laughs out loud) Steve: She clearly didn't know what she was talking about.