Steve has a sore throat but gets no sympathy from Karl. Ricky hurt his back during the week but still came in to do some ads for X-Ray Magazine. He also introduces some new comedy characters that Karl isn’t happy with.

They discuss Columbo and wonder whether his wife shits herself. Karl has spent the week being incredibly rude especially to Ricky’s mate Robin.

Karl talks about winding up Suzanne’s mum while on holiday and tells a ridiculous follow up to the monkey bank robber story. Steve reveals how he would deal with dog people if they came into his restaurant.

Dog People

Ricky: What's your Cheeky Freak of the Week, quickly. Karl: Right, well, it's just like, you know, we look at cheeky freaks... Ricky: It's this show offensive in any way to some people do you think? Steve: Ding dong. Ricky: (laughs out loud) "Got any buns?", oh it's the elephant man, go on. Karl: Right well, it's a bit of a problem for you this one Steve, right, I'm chucking it forward to you, d'you remember the cheeky freak of the week that we were talking about that illness where people age quicker. Ricky: The 5 year old girl who was older than her mum, and he said to you if you ran an off license you wouldn't sell her fags and beer and you went "no", and he went "why not?", and you went "coz it's a 5 year old", he went "oh she's got enough problems, give her some fags", you remember that dont you? Steve: (laughs) Yeah, sure sure. Karl: Right, another dilemma for you, right, picture this, you're running a restaurant, right, door goes, right, few people, most of them look normal, you notice the woman at the back crawling on all fours, top half is woman, right, this is real, this isn't like a comic or anything, this is on the internet. Ricky: Yeah I've seen it, they're called dog people, their legs just come staright down, little legs at the back so they walk on all fours coz it's easier. Karl: Dog people, right. Ricky: Not dog people, they're human beings with deformed back legs so they walk, it's easier for them to get around like that because they can't stand up, they can't stabilise and also it comes straight out of their hips, right. Karl: So you're running a restaurant, it's a busy night, you haven't really got time for any hassle, she comes in, would you serve her? Ricky: The premise being what, that he doesn't serve dogs! Karl: Coz restaurants don't allow animals in. Ricky: Right! She, right... Karl: So it's a dilemma. Ricky: It's not a dilemma, she's not a dog, she's a human being. Steve: Yeah, i'd put a plate of meatballs on the floor and she tucks in. Ricky: (laughs) Steve: And a little bowl of wine next to it. Ricky: (laughs out loud) Oh god, oh he turns round and there's the woman older than her mum. Steve: Get away from that plant! Ricky: (laugs out loud) "Grrr, grrr, is service included, grrr".