Season 2 Episode 22

Show Description

Karl talks about taking days off school when it was windy because his mum was scared he’d get blown onto the road and he argues with Steve about their pub quiz team. Karl explains his bad performance at the quiz was due to a little gay fella in the pub toilet.

Karl talks about the time he saw up his Auntie Nora’s skirt and claims he can spot a gay but only if he were naked. He also introduces another feature called “Crosswords”.

Karl talks about the time he vomited at Christmas because of a missing RAM pack and comes up with yet another new feature “Cheap as Chimps”.

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Karl believes rich people are more worried about war and that terrorism has its advantages. “Crosswords” has been renamed “Songs of Phrase” by a listener but Ricky doesn’t want to play it this week.

Karl is unimpressed by the film “Freaks” but uses the subject to launch a hilarious attack on Steve’s looks. The guys chat about transsexuals much to Karl’s confusion.

Karl talks about one of his uncles who has an unusual sleeping and tv watching arrangement, he also gets excited about a new invention involving attaching mops to cats.

Selected Comments

I've never been in a toilet where a woman left the stall door open, unless she was throwing up.

It's obscene. I find myself talking like a Manc sometimes, because of bloody Karl ;(

cheap as chimps is the greatest quiz EVER invented.

"I was squeezing him with my mighty legs..." That is brilliant. A 40 year old grown man wrestling another man to the ground and getting him into a leg clamp.

"the three legged juggler?" "aw hes MEGA famous, hes the beckham of wherever hes from!" brilliant ricky.

karl is amazing in the billy elliot clip