Karl has a theory about people who wear glasses which upsets Steve plus there’s more chat about Siamese and identical twins. Ricky and Karl reveal the kind of things they chat about when they’re out including having sex with a squid.

Karl introduces another new feature where he puts himself in a well known film, this week he’s in “The Sixth Sense”. Steve insults the winner of Karl’s new competition calling him “a sad little nerd”.

Karl tells a story about a monkey with an unfortunate name which leads on to a discussion about scientists finding a pre historic man frozen in ice for 3000 years.

Crap

Ricky: Right, gimme some monkey magic Karl. Steve: Hang on, you better do the jingle hadn't you? Ricky: Ooh Chimpanzee that! Karl: Right, you'll like this one, what I've found is, found out like a lot of monkey's names, like that's how I found out about Oliver. Steve: Yeah. Ricky: What d'you mean you found out a lot of monkey's names? Karl: Well there's a lot of monkeys out there and you think there just called monkey and what have you but they're all given names, right, so this one that I've found about, bit of a weird name anyway, it's actually called Crap, it's name, right, and... Ricky: They're not born with those names, it's not like their parents give 'em those names, you know they're just chimps. Karl: Yeah, yeah, but this one, right, and erm... Steve: It's called Crap? Karl: Yeah, I know, right but d'you know what it's famous for? Steve: What, Crap? Is it involved with this show? Karl: It's the first monkey to have it's name tattooed on it's head. Steve & Ricky: (laugh) Ricky: Yeah, again, I will say not by choice, there is no way that a chimp would go down to Camden Lock and go "are you a registered tattooist?", "I am yes". Steve: "Could I have a look through your book?" Ricky: "Could I have a look through your book, I'm looking for something quite gothic", "what's your name?", "Crap", "ooh I'm not sure I could do that because, you're not drunk are you?", "I haven't had a drink, I haven't had a drink, I've had some Umbongo and that's all". Steve: (laughs) Ricky: What are you talking about, the first monkey to have it's name tattooed on it's head! What are you talking about Karl! Steve: There's gotta be more information, don't tell me you're leaving it there, there's gotta be more information. Karl: That's was it and I read it thinking well that's weird because that means there's loads of monkeys with tattoos on their head if that's the first one. Ricky: No, it could still be the only one. Steve: The first and only. Karl: Yeah, but would they report that? Ricky: What do you mean would they report it! This isn't the Washington Post you're reading, it's mentallists online who do websites about themselves everyday!