There’s a camera crew in this week to film Ricky as part of his upcoming boxing match which makes Karl uneasy. Karl interviews a woman who claims her house is haunted.

Karl has hired the oldest removals man in London and his mum starts sending in her own Rockbusters clues. Apparently Turks have circumcisions in restaurant kitchens which inevitably leads on to Karl talking about Turkish midgets hitting on Suzanne.

This weeks "Educating Ricky" includes Karl explaining if you’re ever in Kenya don’t put beans in your ears unless you have a couple of quid on you.

Removal Man

Ricky: You're moving now are ya? He said, he phoned me up today, you know it was absolutely tipping it down right, he had to cycle in right, coz of the move he doesn't wanna leave his bike round there, he said, oh I can't say this in case he listening can I? Karl: He won't know will he. Ricky: He said Suzannes's hired the oldest removal man in London. Karl: You should hear him, and the thing is right, we booked him because everyone else happened to be booked out, but this fella's free right, so he calls up this morning, and I've never spoke to him but he was on the phone, he sounded about 90. Ricky: (laughs) Karl thinks that he's gonna have to do all the work. Karl: And the thing is... Steve: He's cheap? Ricky: All he wanted was some Wurther Originals. Karl: Right listen, he seemed cheap because it's £50 an hour, but how long is it gonna take him? Ricky: (laughs out loud) Steve: When's the move on then? Karl: He came round today to bring some empty boxes and he was struggling with them. Ricky & Steve: (laugh out loud)

Heinz Site

Ricky: Ok Karl one more. Karl: Can't we just... Ricky: Don't get the hump just because so far you've come up with nothing, what's the last one? Steve: Give us the teaser clue again. Karl: It was "I wouldn't have come here in Heinz site". Ricky: I wouldn't have come here in Heinz site. Karl: Yeah. Ricky: Right give me some education, this will be the thing that teaches me something, I can feel it in me bones, come on. Karl: There's a kid in Kenya, he was messin about with some beans. Steve: (laughs) Magic beans, or? Ricky: We guessed that as well. Steve: We did yeah. Ricky: He's fed up coz we've guessed his puns I think. Karl: He put one of them in his ear, the mam or the dad said "what've you done that for?", or whatever, "so we'll have to take you to the doctor's now". So they took the kid to the doctor's, and the doctor said, he said "I can get that out, I can sort that out for ya", so he took it out and the doctor said "right that's £3.50", and the dad said "I've only got £2.70 on me", and the doctor said "right, well" and put the bean back in his kid's ear. Steve: (laughs) Ricky: I don't know what to say, I mean I don't know what to say, I mean... Steve: A couple of questions from me very quickly, are you sure that those were definitely the sums involved were they? Karl: Well the equivelant of whatever they deal with in Kenya. Ricky: So what currency was it Karl that you translated into sterling. Karl: No it was saying in the thing equivelant of... Steve: £3.50 and £2.70. Ricky: Did it say that? Karl: Yeah. Ricky: Did it say that? Karl look at me. Did it say that? Karl: Yeah it did, it definitely said that, definitely. Ricky: Yeah. Karl: So it's just like, I suppose, I dunno, I mean all these things, the idea is it's not like a lesson, it's like i'll tell you this, see what you can get from it. Ricky: (laughs) Steve: Sure. Karl: So look at what I've told you already, the knights who said "shut your face", that's like, that explains itself. Ricky: That's amazing, yeah. Karl: Turkey with the circumcisions in a restaurant. Ricky: Yeah, that'll hold me in good stead, yeah go on. Karl: Don't go there or whatever, this one, if you're in Kenya don't put beans in your ears or something. Ricky: Or carry £3.50 or the equivelant of. Steve: It's just the idea that the doctor put it back in his ear, he forced it back in his ear, so is it still there to this day? Is there any update on that story? Ricky: Or did he go back with the £3.50. Karl: I presume he either went and got a second opinion, see if he could get it cheaper by another doctor, or he said "right, i'll come back next week after I've been paid", or he saw how the doctor did it and thought well i'll have a go at that when I get home. Steve: Sure, yeah, for free. Karl: But it never said how it ended. Steve: No, no. Karl: But, I mean I apologise for this week's, I mean I haven't got that much out of it. Ricky & Steve: (laugh out loud)