Jono Coleman is too fat but Karl reveals a scientific breakthrough which might help him. Ricky reveals a disturbing fact regarding the chores of trainee sumo wrestlers.

The guys discuss art and Karl reveals his favourite artist is Lowry. Steve gets depressed about a guy who started and ended a relationship whilst buried underground.

Karl gets strange thoughts while his girlfriend is away and spies on his neighbours across the street. Karl gives out a novel length clue to his quiz which takes two callers an equally long time to answer it.

Jono

Steve: One of the other contestants in "Celebrity Fat Club" is Jono, Jono Coleman. Ricky: Oh we love Jono. Steve: Now Jono, you know Jono, he's used to be on tv and I think he does a breakfast show on a rival station, doesn't he? Ricky: He's happy isn't he. Steve: He's so chearful and he's a really nice bloke Jono. Karl: It's funny coz he does a breakfast show on Heart, which he's wreaking his own, there's a bit of irony. Ricky: (laughs) I love Karl. Steve: Thanks Karl. Karl: Do you know what I mean? Steve: I can see where your coming from. Ricky: Yeah that's good. Steve: But we've met Jono a couple of times, we've met him at a couple of, not wishing to sound like show offs, but a couple of awards do's. Ricky: Yeah like that's showing off, people wouldn't be seen dead there. Steve: But we went to one where everyone was in like tuxedos or suits and ties, not Jono, Jono was wearing a pair of Bermuda shorts and a knee length shirt, but I saw him again another time and he had shorts on at a similar event and I've seen him since in the street, I don't think, I'm wondering if he can wear trousers, I don't think he can actually wear trousers, I don't know if there's a medical reason for that or whether his legs are too fat. Ricky: No I think the material is a waste of money, I think it's just that you can get shorts that are that big and comfortable, I mean to be quite honest I don't want to squeeze into a tuxedo anyway, I'd love to turn up to those things in Bermuda shorts, flip flops. Steve: Well of course, do you think he started off by wearing maybe just had the upper half as a tuxedo with the tie and everything then the shorts underneath and he would just have to come in, sort of sneek behind a sideboard or a potted plant or his kids ahead of him. Ricky: Yeah. Steve: "You are wearing trousers aren't you?". Ricky: "Of course I am". Steve: "In you go, in you go". Ricky: And then he thought this isn't fooling anyone, the next Sony's I've heard he's going in a grass skirt and a garland, and he's gonna come in limboing. Steve: But you did ask if you could go the the BAFTA's in a dressing gown, didn't you? Ricky: Just for ease. Karl: Talkin about diets and stuff, they've come up with a drug, they tested it out on a mouse right, they said it's a problem, weight is a big issue in the world and you know a lot of people are depressed n' that, probably like Rick Waller. Steve: Well I'm depressed lookin at Rick Waller. Karl: Well you know you could sort out Rick, well you know Jono's an old man, he's got loads of money. Ricky: He's not old, he's about my age. Karl: No but he's gettin on a bit, what I mean is he does his own shopping right, so I bet it's hard... Ricky: Sorry, what d'you mean? Karl: Because he's like a, how old is he, thirty five, right he's got loads of money, he does his own shoppin, so when he goes to the supermarket and he passes the sponge cake section it must be tough when you've got loads of money to burn that you go just one more. Steve: Yeah. Ricky: Look, sorry, we're getting close to libel here I think. Karl: No, no, no, but I'm saying how it is, I tried losing a little bit of weight and it is difficult when you're in Waitrose and you see a little chocolate muffin and you think one more and i'll do without... Ricky: Do you like a little chocolate muffin now and again? Karl: Yeah. Ricky: Is that your favourite thing? Steve: Let him finish his point. Karl: So the thing is right, now with Rick he lives at home with his man, so why doesn't his mam just say I'm gonna buy less this week and if you eat it all you're not getting anymore. Steve: Yeah, a short sharp shock. Ricky: (laughs) Does he live at home with his mum? Karl: I bet he does. Steve: So you don't actually know if this is true or not. Karl: But anyway right this drug they've come up with. Steve: They've tested this on mice haven't they? Ricky: (laughs) Steve: No I'm just worried if they haven't tested it on mice. Karl: Yeah they have. Steve: It's definitely been tested out on mice. Ricky: Thank god for that. Karl: They fed a mouse a load of cake right. Ricky: (laughs) Steve: Yeah. Karl: And it went a bit chubby and they said right stop a minute, and then they gave it this drug that makes you lose weight and it's weight went down but the only bad side effect was it's eyes were poppin out. Ricky: (laughs out loud) Well that seems to be fine then, let's give it to Jono, there doesn't seem to be any problem with that, "ooh streuth doc look at these", "oh Jesus Jono you're eyes are poppin out, that happened to the mice", "sorry", "that happened to the mice", what do you mean? Karl: That's the option. Steve: What do you mean that's the option? Ricky: So I love the fact that your choice is either be a fat happy man who has the odd sponge cake or a stick man with eyes on stalks, I mean Steve's chosen that. Steve: Alright, calm down, I thought we were slagging off Rick Waller and fat people. Ricky: Sorry mate. Steve: Let's have a go at the fat people before we start on me Rick. Ricky: Yeah, yeah. Steve: Coz I've got some issues, some body issues but I mean Rick Waller's grotesque. Ricky: Yeah, sorry about that. Steve: I'm just a little bit weird, I mean d'you know what I mean. Ricky: Yeah, shall we play a song and sort of... Steve: Well I'm just a little bit offended, that's upset me, that's upset me.