Ricky asks listeners to call in or e-mail trivia questions, unfortunately Karl will be in charge of picking and asking the question, obviously the whole thing falls apart. Jonathan Ross pops in half way through the quiz and then pops his cock out.

Steve seems ungrateful at the £25 voucher given to him by XFM which upsets Karl who receives £150. They call the guy who sent in the best question and proceed to take the piss out of him.

They play the very touching “Don’t Cry It’s Xmas” by Ricky Gervais and we receive the shocking news that there will be no more of Ricky’s brilliant film reviews.

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Ricky: Give us another question Karl? Karl: I had a good one 'ere.. Steve: But you've forgotton it? Karl: I sort of scribbled it down. Ricky: (laughs) This is brilliant innit.. Karl: 'Ang on a minute... Ricky: We can edit this out, cant we? It's not live... Steve: It's only a pilot. Ricky: (laughs) This is gonna look great when it comes out, go on. Karl: Which food... Ricky: Yeah... Karl: Erm... Steve: Karl are you now making up the questions? Karl: No no, it's just that I sort of took down the important bits. Ricky: This is amazing, this is amazing radio, go on. Karl: Which food, kind of doesn't make you fat? Ricky: Jesus! Steve: (laughs) What kind of a question is that!